See, I believe the dish was the spoon's pimp, and the spoon was a hooker. A fork paid some money to the dish to get it on, ya know? Then, one of them, the fork or spoon, gave birth to this terribly deformed child given the horrendous name of Spork.
And Taco Bell adopted because due to taco inhalation, it couldn't have children.
Haha. Im okay.